Ufer

When a girl is giving a blow job, and the man climaxes in such a funny manner that she snorts, resulting in come squirting out of her nose

"Hey, how'd last night go?"
"He got a blow job, and I got a ufer

Ufer by Caligula "little boots" Jonson January 23, 2015

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Ufer

metaphor for breaking out of a friendzone

I can see the Ufer

Ufer by PeterHartgas December 3, 2021

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Ufer • uferek • Ufert • Dirty ufer

Dirty ufer

When someone is sexually attracted to mathematical equations.

Hs couldn't control himself once he saw that hexagon. He's really a dirty Ufer

Dirty ufer by Pqufuiwn20 June 6, 2021

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Ufert

Someone who is sophisticated, sexy, smart, talented, awesome and the best at being humble, like the very best!

Did you see that guy over there he’s such a Ufert!

Ufert by Ufert June 13, 2020

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uferek

The main race of the Lothit Empire.
Usually 16 legged. Ranging from 5 feet long to 20 feet long.

"The damn uferek blew up our home planet!"-Skaxen

uferek by Extra Terrestrial Teacher July 9, 2018

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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