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Uckfield College 

Shittest school in england, if you go there you're either a roadman chav or an fucking spas. Everyone is dead inside and wants to yeet themselves off beachy head, even the teachers. Every day gets worse, someone please take the pain away.
Person 1- You go to Uckfield College?
Person 2- Yeh, everyday gets 10x worse. I want to die.
Uckfield College by n1bba_ch33se January 10, 2020
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Uckfield 

A boring shit hole some place in the south of England. The high street is't dangerous unless you define dangerous as BORED OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!
Person 1: I'm going to Uckfield later.
Person 2: Take a magasine or a games console cos it's gonna get dull.
Uckfield by Chicken118 December 9, 2010

Uckfield 

A place where EXTREMELY strange people live. Strange both in looks AND personality. Don't walk down the High Street alone.
Person 1: I walked down Uckfield High Street last night.
Person 2: WTH WHY???? It's like The Hills Have Eyes down there!!
Uckfield by Skins-Lover-95 April 1, 2010
example: Tanita gave me mad uckie last night
uckie by leahh❤❤ June 8, 2016

Uckfield College 

Absolute shit pit in East Sussex, everyone who goes here wants to die and the teachers care more about uniform and jewelry than they do about doing their job. It's in a decent enough area tbh just a very dull school
Person 1:where do you go to school?
Person 2: Uckfield College
Person 1: and you haven't died of boredum yet?!
Uckfield College by Cameleater37 February 16, 2021

Uckfield College 

This is a school in East Sussex. Some people are very posh yet we have a wild species named roadman they think they are very 'ard and run the place but they really don't. Some teachers are really nice yet some are nasty and accuse you of being in school. All in all, it is a 3/5 school with nice people apart from most people.
"wow, have you seen the new student at UCKFIELD COLLEGE?"
"yes he is a roadman"
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