UTTERFUCK

Usually used when someone is PISSED AS SHIT! Utterfuck is also a word describing when someone is titty-fucking a cow. This originated when Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was preforming an extremely bad ass concert which the queen of England was attending.
Mozart decided he wanted to make his performance the best he had for the queen.

In short he titty-fucked a cow.

Black Guy: "I have some bad news... Your son is dead..."
White Guy: "UTTERFUCK!!!"

UTTERFUCK by ac3092 September 9, 2009

Words you can keep

Uberfucked

The point when an object or person has reached the point of no return.

1) That kid's mom found out he was watching pr0nz. He's uberfucked.

2) Did you hear about that car that flipped over 10 times going 100+ mph? Yea that thing is uberfucked.

Uberfucked by lolodorf October 16, 2011

Related Words

UTTERFUCK • utterfucker • utter fucking shit • Utter Fucculence • Underfucked • Butterfucker • Gutterfuck • underfuck • uberfuck • underfuckingstand

Underfucked

sexually deprived

1. Yo look how hard she's hitting on him... she's definitely underfucked!

2. That guy is completely underfucked. He just desperately asked her out again after she told him to fuck off for the third time...

Underfucked by Stephen and friends June 26, 2010

Word of the Day on December 4, 2022

underfuckingstand

When you don't understand something and you are super pissed.
When you don't feel like saying "fucking understand"
When fucking understand just doesn't quite display the needed emotion.

"I don't underfuckingstand why your acting like this"

underfuckingstand by Desiree Aho January 9, 2008

underfuckingstand

underfuckingstand - Understand, with "Fucking" inserted in the middle, making it an exclamation of frustration or, in some cases, a joking statement.

"What part of this do you not underfuckingstand?!?" or "I dont underfuckingstand!"

underfuckingstand by Steve October 24, 2004

underfucker

the person who criticizes a lot

(at a lesson a person criticizes all the time)
me: He's such an underfucker!

underfucker by beduina November 6, 2013

Gutterfucked

To hit rock bottom to such an extreme that you may as well be getting sodomized in a gutter.

So I just found out that I'm pregnant, getting evicted, I've lost my job, my car got repossessed, my boyfriends in jail, my parents both just died, and my right arm has to get amputated. I guess you could say I'm now gutterfucked.

Gutterfucked by BrennaBombshell June 6, 2010

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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