Person 1: Yoooo have you read the latest chapter of unOrdinary?!!
Person 2: Yeah omg it was awesome!!
Person 3: Wait shhhh don't spoil I haven't read it yet!
UNODIR, or "UNless Otherwise DIRected" is a military acronym used to describe the practice of not checking with the officers in command whether it is acceptable to do what you want to do. Instead, you simply file a report outlining what you'll do and drop it into the bureaucratic apparatus, stamped UNODIR. The nature of red tape is such that there is almost no chance of anyone seeing your report until it is way too late.
People who think they're cool but can't spell, let alone write a sentence that makes sense. Simply scroll through the comments. There are lots of them!