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Short for "You fucking idiot"

Bob: Waht is 1+1?
Bill: 3...
Bob: ufi!

ufi by Jhonnyboy815 November 1, 2006

Words you can keep

UFI

Useless Fucking Information. A term often used in military settings, or anywhere there is bureaucracy. Refers to boring, generally useless information, often handed out against the wishes of the recipient.

Bob: Did you go to the meeting today?
Fred: Yeah, the director just gave out some UFI about next week's conference.

gimpB0y: dude, you didn't follow me on Twitter.
dude: no way, Twitter is too much UFI.

UFI by another_squid April 6, 2009

Related Words

ufia • UFI • ufic • ufiewuofhjlew;jlkvdjsiauofjewl; • ufifjcnxpdbdodvdiwvdiyo • UFifty50 • Ufin • UFINA • ufinap • ufindipitying

UFI

(proper noun) The University of Iowa (Iowa City).

More accurately, The University of Freakin' Iowa.

This stems from Iowa men's basketball coach Steve Alford saying "You're from Freakin' Iowa" when stunned that a local reporter would ask him if he's interested in the Indiana basketball job.

My grades are so bad, I couldn't even get into UFI.

UFI by Ron Palmer March 26, 2005

ufia

Unsolicited Finger In the Anus. Popularized on the website Fark.com and is a cliche among TotalFarkers. Originated from a news story about a young man who poked his friends in the backdoor with his finger on a high school football bus trip. In the story, the judge is quoted as saying "an unsolicited finger in the anus, while crude, is not criminal".

What should you get your mother for Christmas? Well, I gave her a UFIA.

ufia by DannyJunior December 12, 2004

UFIA

Acronym for 'Unsolicited Finger In the Anus'.

1. A UFIA, while crude, is not criminal.
2. Startled at first, your mom enjoyed the UFIA immensely.
3. http://www.cafepress.com/ufia_store

UFIA by Richard Dragon July 20, 2008

ufiewuofhjlew;jlkvdjsiauofjewl;

When you mash your Keyboard like crazy.

I'm so angry right now! ufiewuofhjlew;jlkvdjsiauofjewl;

ufiewuofhjlew;jlkvdjsiauofjewl; by Ablac January 4, 2013

Re-ufing Season

Normally during the first two months of the year and the last two months of the year when you work even harder to fulfill a purpose .

"You need to work ten times harder it's Re-ufing Season " . "I know you down in out , but it's Re-ufing Season " ! .

Re-ufing Season by QuezGot808's November 11, 2017

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026