ufi

Short for "You fucking idiot"

Bob: Waht is 1+1?
Bill: 3...
Bob: ufi!

by Jhonnyboy815 November 1, 2006

UFI

Useless Fucking Information. A term often used in military settings, or anywhere there is bureaucracy. Refers to boring, generally useless information, often handed out against the wishes of the recipient.

Bob: Did you go to the meeting today?
Fred: Yeah, the director just gave out some UFI about next week's conference.


gimpB0y: dude, you didn't follow me on Twitter.
dude: no way, Twitter is too much UFI.

by another_squid April 6, 2009

UFI

(proper noun) The University of Iowa (Iowa City).

More accurately, The University of Freakin' Iowa.

This stems from Iowa men's basketball coach Steve Alford saying "You're from Freakin' Iowa" when stunned that a local reporter would ask him if he's interested in the Indiana basketball job.

My grades are so bad, I couldn't even get into UFI.

by Ron Palmer March 26, 2005

ufia

Unsolicited Finger In the Anus. Popularized on the website Fark.com and is a cliche among TotalFarkers. Originated from a news story about a young man who poked his friends in the backdoor with his finger on a high school football bus trip. In the story, the judge is quoted as saying "an unsolicited finger in the anus, while crude, is not criminal".

What should you get your mother for Christmas? Well, I gave her a UFIA.

by DannyJunior December 12, 2004

UFIA

Acronym for 'Unsolicited Finger In the Anus'.

1. A UFIA, while crude, is not criminal.
2. Startled at first, your mom enjoyed the UFIA immensely.
3. http://www.cafepress.com/ufia_store

by Richard Dragon July 20, 2008

ufiewuofhjlew;jlkvdjsiauofjewl;

When you mash your Keyboard like crazy.

I'm so angry right now! ufiewuofhjlew;jlkvdjsiauofjewl;

by Ablac January 4, 2013

Re-ufing Season

Normally during the first two months of the year and the last two months of the year when you work even harder to fulfill a purpose .

"You need to work ten times harder it's Re-ufing Season " . "I know you down in out , but it's Re-ufing Season " ! .

by QuezGot808's November 11, 2017