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Unsolicited Finger In the Anus. Popularized on the website Fark.com and is a cliche among TotalFarkers. Originated from a news story about a young man who poked his friends in the backdoor with his finger on a high school football bus trip. In the story, the judge is quoted as saying "an unsolicited finger in the anus, while crude, is not criminal".
What should you get your mother for Christmas? Well, I gave her a UFIA.
by DannyJunior December 12, 2004
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Acronym for 'Unsolicited Finger In the Anus'.
1. A UFIA, while crude, is not criminal.
2. Startled at first, your mom enjoyed the UFIA immensely.
3. http://www.cafepress.com/ufia_store
by Richard Dragon September 21, 2005
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Uniting Friends in America courtesy of Total (and Ultra) Fark.
A two-mile stretch of Tennessee highway has been adopted by "Drew Curtis' TotalFark UFIA."
by Beavosaurus Rex April 03, 2006
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A high school Ultimate Frisbee club with the initials of UFIA to have double meaning. It is an excuse to display the acronym of "Unsolicited Finger in the Anus" but at the same time, for an ignorant school administration, "Ultimate Frisbee Is Awesome."
We wear UFIA tee shirts around school.
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 20, 2007
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Uniting Friends in America (well, that's the cover story, anyway)...
I swear, "Drew Curtis' TotalFark UFIA" has nothing to do with that anus thing...
by SkittyD April 03, 2006
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Unsolicited Finger in the Anus.

Bunch of guys at a website called Fark think they invented it. Get over yourselves.
Joe gave his girlfriend a UFIA in bed and she slapped his face
by Jimmy Wong February 18, 2005
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