Unsolicited Finger In the Anus. Popularized on the website Fark.com and is a cliche among TotalFarkers. Originated from a news story about a young man who poked his friends in the backdoor with his finger on a high school football bus trip. In the story, the judge is quoted as saying "an unsolicited finger in the anus, while crude, is not criminal".
What should you get your mother for Christmas? Well, I gave her a UFIA.
by DannyJunior December 12, 2004
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Uniting Friends in America (well, that's the cover story, anyway)...
I swear, "Drew Curtis' TotalFark UFIA" has nothing to do with that anus thing...
by SkittyD April 3, 2006
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Unsolicited Finger in the Anus.

Bunch of guys at a website called Fark think they invented it. Get over yourselves.
Joe gave his girlfriend a UFIA in bed and she slapped his face
by Jimmy Wong February 19, 2005
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"Uniting Friends In America" club, a sub-set of fark memebers who enjoy traveling to parties.
Hey, it's UFIA time!
by Tatsuma April 3, 2006
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UFIA: Acronym for Unwanted Finger in Ass.
I dropped the soap and before I could stand back up he game me an ufia!
by Adam October 15, 2004
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There are some who believe that UFIA stands for 'Unsolicited Finger In the Anus', but that is simply incorrect: UFIA actually stands for 'Uniting Friends in America'.

A two-mile stretch of Tennessee highway has been adopted by "Drew Curtis' TotalFark UFIA."

See: http://tinyurl.com/zks28
This highway was adopted by the good people of UFIA (Uniting Friends in America).
by Aten April 3, 2006
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Hey, I just hit it big on the roulette table, UFIA's all around!
by Digital D February 21, 2005
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