U.P.S. 

Abreviation for Underwear Parachute Service.

I work for U.P.S.

U.P.S. by D B R October 21, 2008

u.p.s 

universal pussy satisfier

horny girl: damn im horny, i need a u.p.s.

u.p.s by sunsetbuddha December 12, 2007

u.p.s 

Un-protected sex

Used between mates when describing the act of shagging without a rubber.

"Yeah, I had u.p.s last night"
"How was it"
"Wet and warm"

u.p.s by Woodlands February 27, 2009

U.P.S 

Up Skirt.

a abbreviation used to state a up skirt.
ex. a girl sitting down with her legs open and u can see up her skirt

guy 1: hey dude hella u.p.s right behind us!
guy2: omg niice, so hot.

U.P.S by TDK52 May 29, 2008

U.P.S 

Someone who doesn't have downs

That person has U.P.S

U.P.S by dOWNSnUPs September 11, 2016

U.P.S. Man 

A. A slang poker term started by Mysterious Ron, which means someone who ships off their chips to the opponent a lot.

B. Bad poker player.

The player first to act went all in with pocket 2's and lost to someone that called him with pocket aces. That guy was such a U.P.S. Man. He was shipping it all day.

U.P.S. Man by Renolld Rezek April 2, 2008

J.U.P.S. 

J.U.P.S.
Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

Synonyms include: ate up and soup sandwich.

J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

J.U.P.S. by reemyb September 7, 2021