u.p.s

universal pussy satisfier

horny girl: damn im horny, i need a u.p.s.

by sunsetbuddha November 15, 2007

u.p.s

Un-protected sex

Used between mates when describing the act of shagging without a rubber.

"Yeah, I had u.p.s last night"
"How was it"
"Wet and warm"

by Woodlands February 27, 2009

U.P.S

Up Skirt.

a abbreviation used to state a up skirt.
ex. a girl sitting down with her legs open and u can see up her skirt

guy 1: hey dude hella u.p.s right behind us!
guy2: omg niice, so hot.

by TDK52 May 29, 2008

U.P.S.

Abreviation for Underwear Parachute Service.

I work for U.P.S.

by D B R September 07, 2008

U.P.S. Man

A. A slang poker term started by Mysterious Ron, which means someone who ships off their chips to the opponent a lot.

B. Bad poker player.

The player first to act went all in with pocket 2's and lost to someone that called him with pocket aces. That guy was such a U.P.S. Man. He was shipping it all day.

by Renolld Rezek April 02, 2008

U.P.S

Someone who doesn't have downs

That person has U.P.S

by dOWNSnUPs February 17, 2016