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The word to sum up rolls of fat on a flabby stomach. Often associated with The Mitchelin Man
"Dylan's got more tyres than Kwik Fit" said Josh.
"Yeah, He's The Mitchelin Mans son ya know..." said Luc
Tyres by The Mitchelin Man October 9, 2008
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Tyres are for those nighas who think they all that, they laugh at everything and anything gay, but tbh he a chill guy through hardworkmanship and gayness he will rise up from those who think he's straight.
Help me Tyres!!
Tyres by Daron_.bt0 November 23, 2021

tyres are gone 

Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton is famous for complaining about his tyres even if his tyres are ok. He mostly says "My tyres are gone" to his race engineer then he sets fastest laps and opens up the gap to other drivers. "Tyres are gone" expression can be used for situations when advantageous side is pretending to be the disadvantageous side.
Let's say England will be playing a football match against San Marino. Obviously, for this match England football team have a massive advantage since they have very talented players. San Marino football team can barely score a goal and they have almost no chance against England. But England football team coach says "It is going to be a very difficult match for us. I think if we score a goal against them we should be celebrating it." In this situation we can say "England football coach's tyres are gone".

Tyres car collection

An absolute god tier collection of 200 cars on GTA V held by a player known as Tyres
"Woah look at that car"- person 1
"Yup thats straight out of Tyres car collection"- person 2
Tyres car collection by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Bono, my tyres are gone 

A term used in Formula 1 by Sir Lewis Hamilton to secretly say that he is going to do multiple fastest laps of the race
Bono: Verstappen is closing the gap behind

Lewis: I cant keep him behind Bono, my tyres are gone we are on the wrong strategy.

*proceeds to win the race with 30 seconds gap infront of 2nd place

Lewis: Those redbulls are getting really fast they are catching us

My tyres are gone 

basically giving 19 people chance to win while setting fastest lap after fastest lap
Racer : ,,My tyres are gone.”
Engineer : ,,Ok are you sure?”
Racer : ,,Did everyone believe it?”
Engineer : ,,Yes.”
Racer : ,,Oh my tyres are going to explode any minute now.”

lets rotate these tyres

When engaging in the courtship of a girl/boy, it is a requirement of youth, when you are not allowed to shag in your parents houses, to seek other locations to close the act. One popular destination is the car. Hence the expression.
" C'mon sweet cheeks, I'm feeling horny, lets go to the local beauty spot, get naked and lets rotate these tyres! "
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