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type kill bitch 

someone who always whines and complains about getting type killed. Here are some things a type kill bitch and people avoiding type kill bitch status should always keep in mind while gaming:

1. Typing in a battlefield is a stupid idea because you WILL MOST LIKELY get shot.

2. Use a freaking headset if you can't handle keyboard-communications. If you cant afford a headset, pull out your freaking phone and chat live with your allies.

3. But if you absolutely positivley have to type during a battle, be sure to completely hide yourself instead of standing out in the open where you'll die.
Player 1: **HEADSHOT**
Player 2: "...."
Player 2: "Hey faggot I was busy chatting with my gf"
Player 1: "too bad."
Player 2: "Stupid gay little noob I was typing something"
Player 1: "Quit being such a type kill bitch and respawn already."
type kill bitch by JT the man May 14, 2008

Type Killer 

One who takes advantage of online players who cannot type as fast and/or do not have a voice headset to speak on, and kills them while they are in the process of typing out a message. Not to be confused with a TK'er, which means something totally different.
Victim: *Typing out message*
Attacker:*Takes adavantage of victim's inability to protect themself and kills them*
Victim: Dude, stop type killing, ya Lamer.
Type Killer by Shockcannon May 13, 2005

typekiller 

Typekill (verb): To kill someone in a First Person Shooter while they are typing a chat message. A typekiller is one who does this.

Ignorant n00bs shout this when killed in such a situation, when they should have been more worried about finding a safe location to type, or actually playing, but they bitch at someone who might have snuck up on them from behind (so the typekillee might have died anyway even if "alert"), or shot first and asked questions later.

Most likely, saying "Typekiller" was made popular by Quake 3, which featured an unmistakable blue box with a ;) over the head of someone that was currently typing. In this way, there could be no excuse of "I didn't know you were typing"

This all has something to do with "honorable combat," which is an oxymoron unless you still live in the Middle Ages. The Code of Chivalry was kind of forgotten when knights were replaced by M40A1's and SAW's.
Player: It is in my expert opinion that we should lay down our arms and work toward the greater good. Together, we ca-
*Gets shot*
Player: WTH?! Typekiller!
typekiller by Kenthar April 14, 2004

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026