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Taking a dump while updating your Twitter status. Does not necessarily mean you are updating your status about taking a dump.
Roger was twumping today while in the bathroom.
Twumping by alfadur August 3, 2009
Words you can keep

trumping down 

Donald was Trumping down when he said. "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me."
trumping down by Chas501 December 4, 2016

Trumping Up 

1. An exaggeration or magnification of a problem, issue, statement, finding, facts, estimation or result.

2. An attempt to deceive others by making something seem larger,better,worse or more important than it really is or needs to be.

3. Such conduct was developed or at least perfected by the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
There goes the President trumping up the facts again.
Trumping Up by My Kraken January 24, 2017

Donald Trumping 

The Act of grabbing someone by their genitals.
Donald Trumping by SausageFruitCake November 28, 2016

Donald Trumping 

The act of being the most shitlicking, sexist, homophobic piece of shit the world has ever seen. All while wearing a poor excuse of a wig that looks like a dead animal they had just plucked off the street one day and put it on their fuckin' baldas head, fuck like, balder than King Neptune. Holy fuck.
"Silly faggots! Dicks are for chicks!"
"Yeah, yeah. Just make me a sandwich, bitch."

"STAHP DONALD TRUMPING YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE"
"Kys or stop trumpin', fagmat"

Donald Trump Trump asswipe Donald Trumpin'
Donald Trumping by JackySenpai November 29, 2015

Donald Trumping 

The act of beating off to one's own daughter while simultaneously spouting nonsensical, and often times racist, bullshit that panders to the lowest common denominator of people, i.e. racist, inbred, cousin-fuckers.
Guy1: "Wanna go to the bar after work tonight?"

Guy2: "Sorry, I can't tonight. Some Muslim guy moved in down the block so I have a long night of Donald Trumping ahead of me."
Donald Trumping by @amber_hates July 31, 2016

Donald Trumping 

Bullshitting all day. Saying nothing that matters. Bullshitting crap bullshit
Person1: Man you know Rayn, I hate that nigga

Person2: Why ?
Person1: He just keep Donald Trumping all day.
Donald Trumping by boy O boy March 28, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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