two-block hot

When a woman looks attractive from a distance, but considerably less attractive up close.
"That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!"
by twenty3skidoo March 16, 2008
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tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.
“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”
by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021
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An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.
That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.
by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018
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two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.
He two-blocked her on their first date.
by bobbydellwood June 06, 2018
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two-block

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.
by bobbydellwood June 07, 2018
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