two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood June 6, 2018

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

two-block hot

When a woman looks attractive from a distance, but considerably less attractive up close.

"That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!"

by twenty3skidoo March 16, 2008

tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.

“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”

by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021

Block-o-two

A female who looks good from far away but not when in close proximity.

"Ohh no not her she's a block-o-two. She look good from a block or two."

by LJ Parker December 7, 2005

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

block-or-two

When she has such a phat ass it is visible from a block or two away.

Bro, I am telling you her ass is so phat you could that shit from a block-or-two away.

by EMKM March 21, 2017