when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.
Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009
Get the twatblock mug.The act by a FEMALE to prevent a male from talking to a woman, most likely by
1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing
2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female
(a FEMALE cockblock)
1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing
2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female
(a FEMALE cockblock)
1)
Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!
Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"
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2)
Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"
Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."
Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!
Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"
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2)
Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"
Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."
by Mike Delicious September 6, 2008
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TWAT BLOCK • Twatglock • Twitblock • Twotblock • twotblocker • Alabama twat block • twallock • twatbucket • Tatlocked • twatalack
general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.
Also, the name of a famous military base.
Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?
by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012
Get the twatlick mug.When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.
by Michael Hammond May 3, 2013
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by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012
Get the Twatsocket mug.an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents
by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008
Get the twatbook mug.A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.
You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"
You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"
You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"
by DROE440 June 3, 2010
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