twatblock 

when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.

Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"

twatblock by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009

twatblock 

The act by a FEMALE to prevent a male from talking to a woman, most likely by
1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing
2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female

(a FEMALE cockblock)

1)
Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!

Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"
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2)
Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"
Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."

twatblock by Mike Delicious September 6, 2008

twatlick 

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

twatlick by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

Twat Block 

When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.

Sarah: I can't believe I just got twat blocked by my friend. I'm so pissed!

Hannah: Some friend!

Twat Block by Michael Hammond May 3, 2013

Twatsocket 

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

Twatsocket by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

twatbook 

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents

yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club

twatbook by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

Twatacocktus 

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.

You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"

Twatacocktus by DROE440 June 3, 2010