Twatglock
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twatlick
general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.
Also, the name of a famous military base.
Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?
twatlick by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012
Related Words
Twatglock • TWAT BLOCK • Twat-blocking • twat blocked • Twat Blocker • twat lock • Twat Locker • twallock • Tatlocked • twatalack
Twatacocktus
A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.
You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"
You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"
You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"
Twatacocktus by DROE440 June 3, 2010
twatpocket
Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007
twatblock
when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.
Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
twatblock by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009
Twitblock
(twit) (blok)
–verb (used with object)
1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.
2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.
3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
–verb (used with object)
1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.
2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.
3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!
Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?
Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!
Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?
Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!