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Twatglock

An unseemly gun-toting bitch who runs her mouth but really has nothing to say.
Lauren Boebert is a twatglock
by Idontgafdou August 31, 2021
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twatlick

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.
Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?
by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012
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Twatsocket

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."
by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012
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Twatacocktus

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.
You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"
by DROE440 June 3, 2010
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twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.
Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
by 12916studios December 7, 2007
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twatblock

when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.
Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009
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Twitblock

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
by squareb August 7, 2009
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