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Two guys in a hotub
Not a porn video, just 2 guys casually chilling in a hotub but obviously 5 feet apart and continuously say "dude I'm not gay, I'm so straight" to ensure everyone is made clear about their sexuality.
Ben: Dude sitting in this hot tub doesn't make us gay right?
Jim: we're just two guys in a hotub we just need to mention our sexuality every 5 seconds.
Jim: we're just two guys in a hotub we just need to mention our sexuality every 5 seconds.
Two guys in a hotub by MemeLord17 June 24, 2017
Two guys naked in a hot tub
Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.
Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub
Two guys naked in a hot tub by Insert Page Down June 25, 2009
two guys one cup
two guys one cup by Tatunda December 29, 2007
Two Guys At Once
Popular alcoholic shot known to be enjoyed by loose women made up of one part Jack, one part Jose and one part green apple schnapps.
Two Guys At Once by TS Regpark February 18, 2010
two guys one sandbox
two guys one sandbox by treezus0522 August 11, 2016
two guys 1 screwdriver
a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions
two guys 1 screwdriver by assraper69 December 29, 2015
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"