Twizzle D

(Noun) 1. When a penis, or dick, curves to the right or left as a result of excessive masturbation with one hand.

Andy has a Twizzle D from jerkin it too much with his right hand. He needs to straighten that shit out and get a girlfriend.

by scass May 18, 2010

twizzle dick

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

by WesinHF June 15, 2018

Fo twizzle ma dizzle

Another one of these stupid fucking words which you click on to see what it means. Maybe it could mean getting your dizzle twizzled.

Yo yo, homeboy!
I dont have a yo-yo
Wassup?
That biatch twizzled ma nizzle last night and she was goooood.

by yobbo May 1, 2003

d twizzie

another name for the group "d12"

"
G-g-g-g Guess whos back? D-Twizze!, O-Twizzie!
Doc-Twizzie!, Shady-Twizzie!, slash Aftermath!
Fiftycent!, G Unit!, Here we go!, Free Yayo!
Mutha'fucka!, Benzino!, They don't know we finna' blow!
Someone betta' tell them so. . ."

by ffnet May 18, 2004

Thizzle Dance

A dance you do when you high of thizz a.k.a ecstacy Mac Dre made it up. The shortned version of it is thizz dance. And for da guy wit the definition on the top wit the song its "dust myself off like i just stole third" not "dust myself off like i just dont care".

Aye last nite was hyphy nigga, I was doin the Thizzle Dance all over da club.

by Vaughn Casey May 30, 2006

Thizzle Dance

A dance created by YaY AreA rapper Mac Dre...Here Goes The Steps!

First, I do like this
Put a look on my face like I smelt some piss
Bounce to the beat till it start to hurt
Then I dust off the smirf off me shirt
Dip to the ground as I catch the bass
Then I wipe all the sweat off me face
Hop back up then I start to slide
Poppin' my collar as I glide
Then I break the thing down
And do the bird
Dust myself off like I just don't curr
Come on everybody, now's the chance
Fuck the Harlem shake
This the thizzle dance

Do the thizzle dance!

by Tiana January 29, 2005

Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010