Twitterection 

A "Twitterection" is the sexual arousal a male feels when overly excited by something of or related to the globally used online community sensation, Twitter. Times at which this strange phenomenon can occur include, but is not limited to, the reaching of a Tweeter's previously set goals and/or the reading of a "Followed" Twitter user's "Tweet"

No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.

EX:

- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"

- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"

Twitterection by Oh_Gee_Stephie August 6, 2009

TWITTERVENTION 

When someone tweets so much that it becomes a problem, the friends of said person get together to host a Twittervention.

"Dude, I opened up my Twitter today and my entire page was filled with tweets from Jeff."

"Really?"

"Yeah, like he's tweeting every other minute."

"Oh man, I think it's time for a Twittervention."

"Definitely."

"I'll call Sarah."

TWITTERVENTION by stevehappens March 16, 2009

twittersation

A conversation consisting entirely of 140 character-or-less "tweets", or Twitter updates, on the micro-blogging website, twitter.com. Twittersations rarely contain legitimate Twitter updates and are instead more of a slower form of instant messaging.

Jack: @Jill How was your Holiday?
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.

twittersation by Tim Tweet November 27, 2009

Twitterbation 

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation

"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.

Twitterbation by Twaction October 29, 2009

Twittertition 

A competition run through Twitter.

I just won a free pizza through a twittertition!

Twittertition by mattywillie October 25, 2010

twitteration 

the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.

I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.

twitteration by jvince_la December 5, 2010

tittyrection

A female's hard nipple

It was super cold, and I said "Hey baby, nice tittyrection"

tittyrection by BigRan77 June 11, 2017