twitterdick 

One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.

Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur

Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.

Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything

twitterdick by Rclesquire April 8, 2012

Twitterdick 

Twitterdick; (noun) the sensitive area of ones public persona that becomes damaged when said individual is savaged on Twitter.

Me: Did you see the tweet from the Holocaust Museum saying Lindsay Graham was full of shit?
Friend: Yeah....right in the twitterdick.

Twitterdick by New_Uzer November 27, 2018

twitterdict 

Noun. A person who has become addicted to Twitter, the social networking service.

I've wasted hours of valuable tv-watching time on the computer because I've become a twitterdict.

Hello, my name is Greta, I am a twitterdict.

twitterdict by FatGreta May 1, 2008

Twitterfucker 

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.

Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.

Twitterfucker by snarky texas November 4, 2022

Twitterfuck

To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.

Bambi twitterfucked Thumper

Twitterfuck by jagmaster February 25, 2009

twitterdiction 

Someone who is addicted to twitter. Signs you suffer from twitterdiction:

You might actually tweet about your twitter addiction:

"Twitter just informed me that you've reached your tweet capacity for the day. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :("

Twitter just told Natalie that she's reached her tweet capacity for the day....she's got a twitterdiction.

Natalie, you suffer from twitterdiction. Do you know how I know? Because you just tweeted how Twitter just put the kabosh on your # of tweets today. Sucker.

twitterdiction by kenyc September 23, 2009

twitterlicious 

Anything so delicious that you are compelled to post a tweet and/or photo on Twitter; It could be a person, food, or cleverly worded phrase.

That girl is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a hot girl or hot guy); This bananas foster is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a flaming dessert)

twitterlicious by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014