twitterdict
I've wasted hours of valuable tv-watching time on the computer because I've become a twitterdict.
Hello, my name is Greta, I am a twitterdict.
Hello, my name is Greta, I am a twitterdict.
twitterdict by FatGreta May 1, 2008
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twitteridiot
Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.
2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)
2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)
1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.
2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.
2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.
twitteridiot by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016
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twittermittently
not online everyday.
Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.
Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.
Person: How did you not know that my grandmother is in the hospital? I posted all over facebook & Instagram.
Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?
Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?
twittermittently by PajamaSutra May 10, 2018
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The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
twitterbitter by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009
twitterdick
One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.
Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur
Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.
Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything
Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.
Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything
twitterdick by Rclesquire April 8, 2012
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