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twitter twatter

one who tries to get laid via twitter.
ohp, there goes lick neonard being a twitter twatter. he's always twitter twattin'.
twitter twatter by twipz August 27, 2009
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Twitter Twatter

Bob- Dude, Sabrina is blowing up Twitter with her retweets and gay love quotes.

Joe- She's such a Twitter Twatter.
Twitter Twatter by kdouble007 August 11, 2011

Twitter-twatter 

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.
Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.
Twitter-twatter by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009

Twitter-twatter 

light informal conversation on micro-blogging site

In amongst the twitter-twatter the occasional pearls of wisdom can be found on John's stream
Twitter-twatter by words&pictures February 27, 2009

twitter-twitter bang-bang 

A relationship (often a one night stand) that started via twitter and quickly progressed to sex.
You: So, what happened with that chick?

Me: Oh, it was a total twitter-twitter bang-bang.

Twitter being Twitter 

Things that Twitter does that make Twitter Twitter
"hey, whats with Boycott genshin thing on the internet ?"
"Oh its just Twitter being Twitter"
What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.
Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.
Twatter by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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