A variation of the AP English course; during which you spent most of your time agonizing over writing thesis statements for literary essays, but then realise that it is a favorable activity compared to trying to - in vain - finish annotating Shakespeare.
Teacher: Caesura. Thesis statement. GO!
Student A: WHAT?! How is that possible for a literary essay?!
Student B: Well, I did one for calcium.
Student A: Agh, thesis statements...
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You will get a B-Ting in Tinglish class.
Tringlish is simply trini english. People say that Trinidadians speak dialect but it's a whole different language that you have to learn like any other.
Jack : Eh ged if yuh see meh dey eh watch nah yuh go bawl fuh mercy i swear!!
Jill : What? I'm lost!
John : Don't pay him no mind, he's just speaking tringlish
OR
Mrs.Richards : Please speak proper English James : Sorry I does only speak Tringlish
Feeling tinglish is sensation your body experiences as a reaction to a beautiful thing someone has just said to you or it can also be a reaction to that person in general. When that person is near by you, they are in your presence, or they say something incredibly sweet that touches you heart, you will experience tinglishes. This feeling is a sense of warm in your heart, tingles down your spine an overall sense of goosebumps on your body and a glow on your face will be visible. Its a lovely feeling to be Tinglish so don't ever forget to thank the special person who made you feel tinglish... because to feel tinglish is a rare experience for most and only the special people in your life and elicit this sensation on you. Usually only one specific person has this magic touch.
Donna: "i was thinking of buying some roses to put in the corridor honey... what do you..."
Donn's Honey: *from behind his back pulls out a bunch of beautiful white roses* "no need dear, but please don't put them in the corridor, keep them for yourself"
Donna: "Awww... Donna's honey... i'm feeling all tinglish now... Thank you love. I'm so lucky to have you"
#1 Did you see that she glued the tv plug into the outlet because it kept falling out? Then she wanted to move the tv, so she chewed through the wire and burned her mouth!
#2 - that’s Twiggish, man. Totally Twiggish.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.