Definitions by Twiggish

Twiggish 

When a person does really fucked up things for really stupid reasons.

#1 Did you see that she glued the tv plug into the outlet because it kept falling out? Then she wanted to move the tv, so she chewed through the wire and burned her mouth!
#2 - that’s Twiggish, man. Totally Twiggish.

Twiggish by Twiggish January 17, 2022

Bruno Certificate 

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

Bruno Certificate by Twiggish January 17, 2022