#1 Did you see that she glued the tv plug into the outlet because it kept falling out? Then she wanted to move the tv, so she chewed through the wire and burned her mouth!
#2 - that’s Twiggish, man. Totally Twiggish.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).