Twitcident

A major incident provoking a firestorm of reactions on Twitter

Dude, I have been following the Charlie Hebdo Twitcident - that was massive!

by FordPrefect June 11, 2015

Twincident

Any sort of incident of occurrence, involving or focusing on a set of twins.

"Wow! "Did you see Tanner's amazing pass to Weston?"
"Yeah, that was quite a twincident"

by G-rel May 5, 2008

Twatcident

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.

I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.

by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020

Twaccident

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"

by dogegg March 5, 2009

Twincident

Accidentally becoming pregnant with twins.

Joe: Is she pregnant? Didn't you use a condom?

Sam: Yes I did and it's twins. It was a twincident!

by Twincident November 27, 2011

timcident

When someone named "Tim" shits their pants before they have a chance to make it to the toilet. Ideally, the incident would occur after eating McDonald's, Taco Bell, or any kind of knockoff brand junk food, however these conditions are not required for the incident to officially be classified as a timcident.

Bro 1: Yo, is that Tim running across the quad? Why is he waddling?

Bro 2: Dude, I think he shit himself.

Bro 1: Holy shit, I think you're right!! That's the third timcident he's had this week.

Bro 2: I told him to layoff the Glacier Ranch chips.

Bro 1: Nah, It had to have been the McGangbang from last night.

Bro 2: Ohhh true, true.

by SUNYITNOTPOLY November 16, 2023