The girl standing next to me on the train was tweeting on her iPhone so i glanced over and saw that her username was TweetieGirl... so i tweeted "hey @TweetieGirl i like the red sweater you're wearing. hot." My twitjack totally freaked her out.
When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitteraccount.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban FellowshipLeadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.