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Twistecian 

The winner of the two men who challenge each other to a testicle twisting dual. Two guys willingly drop their pants and each one grabs ahold of the opponents testicles. They each scream like baboons and then twist as hard as they can. Whichever one still has working genitals after the match is the Twistecian.
Bill will never have children since the Twistecian completely removed his testicles and ate them.
Twistecian by King boogy December 13, 2023

Twitterian 

1. A person who tweets a lot.

2. Korean term for a person who uses Twitter.
1. Elon Musk is probably the biggest Twitterian on the internet right now.

2. Yo look at that paohu! She looks like those twitterians from megalia!
Twitterian by Leonid117 May 18, 2022

Twistianity 

The practices and doctrines of a religious belief which pretend to be biblical Christians but in reality just twist everything the Bible teaches to conform to their own beliefs.
The Bible says that human beings were created in His image. Mormonism says this means He has a penis and testicles. This isn't Christianity, it's Twistianity.

twistian 

Twistian (twis'chen) n. One who manipulates Christianity to justify un-Christian personal, political or cultural biases.
Twistians on the left use scripture to exalt women and Twistians on the right use scripture to demean them, but Gal. 3:28 says there is no longer Jew or Gentile, slave or free, male or female - we are all one in Christ.
twistian by strongbadstrongbad September 29, 2018

twitterian 

Someone so deeply consumed by twitterspeak that it's all their mind can comprehend.
Yeah Martin has become a total twitterian ever since he started going to college.
twitterian by BeezaCM March 26, 2024

Twitterian 

I person who uses twitter way too much.
GUYS!!! THE TWITTERIANS ARE AT MY DOOR!!! HELP ME GUYS!!!!
Twitterian by Voided Viper June 20, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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