Twistecian

The winner of the two men who challenge each other to a testicle twisting dual. Two guys willingly drop their pants and each one grabs ahold of the opponents testicles. They each scream like baboons and then twist as hard as they can. Whichever one still has working genitals after the match is the Twistecian.

Bill will never have children since the Twistecian completely removed his testicles and ate them.

Twistecian by King boogy December 13, 2023

Twitterian

1. A person who tweets a lot.

2. Korean term for a person who uses Twitter.

1. Elon Musk is probably the biggest Twitterian on the internet right now.

2. Yo look at that paohu! She looks like those twitterians from megalia!

Twitterian by Leonid117 May 18, 2022

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Twistianity

The practices and doctrines of a religious belief which pretend to be biblical Christians but in reality just twist everything the Bible teaches to conform to their own beliefs.

The Bible says that human beings were created in His image. Mormonism says this means He has a penis and testicles. This isn't Christianity, it's Twistianity.

Twistianity by Joseph Smith Johnson August 19, 2011

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twistian

Twistian (twis'chen) n. One who manipulates Christianity to justify un-Christian personal, political or cultural biases.

Twistians on the left use scripture to exalt women and Twistians on the right use scripture to demean them, but Gal. 3:28 says there is no longer Jew or Gentile, slave or free, male or female - we are all one in Christ.

twistian by strongbadstrongbad September 29, 2018