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twistian 

Twistian (twis'chen) n. One who manipulates Christianity to justify un-Christian personal, political or cultural biases.
Twistians on the left use scripture to exalt women and Twistians on the right use scripture to demean them, but Gal. 3:28 says there is no longer Jew or Gentile, slave or free, male or female - we are all one in Christ.
twistian by strongbadstrongbad September 29, 2018
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Twisting the knife 

Adding insult to injury; rubbing salt in the wounds; making a bad situation worse.
As if the Eurozone crisis wasn't hard enough on the public, the politicians' apparent lack of concern has been twisting the knife.
Twisting the knife by Dr Fishcake October 23, 2012

Tristian 

Tristian is a shy guy, but he’s incredibly loyal. He’s good looking and handsome. He has beautiful eyes and a colorful personality. His laugh is the most adorable thing ever and the sound of his voice is so calming. He can make you laugh and smile at all of the sweet things he says. He is a great friend, but an amazing lover. Anyone lucky enough to be his knows that they are loved and cared about so incredibly much. He is loyal to the end and loves with all the love in his heart. He is a perfect boyfriend.
Tristian is so adorable.
Tristian by Fox1223 September 21, 2018

twisting bitches out 

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.
To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Just to figure out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '
twisting bitches out by fruitermelon September 25, 2008

Twisting fingers

when people put up gang signs
everybody wonderin y we twisting fingers..... cuz we gangters - gucci mane
Twisting fingers by jazzy bell October 4, 2008

twisting the rope 

A : masturbateing,jerking-off,B: slacking off from a job,shirking duty
dude#1: Where's bill? dude#2: he's out in the back "twisting the rope!". (2)dude#1:When you 2 assholes are done "twisting your rope" how about getting back to work!3 Looks like someone was "twisting the rope"
when he did this job
twisting the rope by mikel t September 18, 2006

Twisting the Jolly 

Twisting the Jolly is a another term for male masturbation. Twisting the Jolly could also be used as a term for slacking off or being lazy.
"Hey stop Twisting the Jolly and get back to work"

"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"