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Twipublican 

Noun: One who is both a Twitard and a Republican all at once, thus making them twice as retarded and twice as annoying to listen to.

Symptoms Include: Reading anything by Stephanie Meyer and voting for rich, white, old men with an IQ lower than 75.
Hey y'all! I can't hang out tonight 'cause I'll be goin' to the Twilight convention just as soon as I'm done insultin' gay people and them rights!

Dude... You're such a Twipublican...
Twipublican by Razgriz117 April 16, 2009

Teapublican 

A member of the Republican/Tea Party.
Joe Miller's Personnel Records Must Be Released, Orders Alaska Judge

What? A Teapublican was disciplined for being unethical and doesn't want the voters to know his history?
Teapublican by Laforets October 25, 2010
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talipublican 

Narcissistic, misogynistic, typically wealthy, white male, conservative, republican, catholic, teabagging, hyper-religious zealot, wanker, who adores sharia principles and has wet dreams about his sperm acquiring constitutionally protected personhood status taken, of course, by eradication of the fledgling constitutional reproductive rights of women.

See also, vaginaphobia, and repro-dundancy
Rick Santorum is a bigger talipublican than Rick Perry dreams of being.
The talipublicans have taken over the republican party with constant legislation appertaining to their obsession with the reproductive rights of women.
Due to the mental disorder of vaginaphobia, the talipublicans have again introduced legislation seeking to ban birth control.
talipublican by knoxval December 6, 2013

Teapublican 

Tea Party + Republican

A member of the Republican party, with strong anti-government sentiments, who often believes that national security, and expressions of patriotism, corporate fealty, and constitutionalism, are fundamentally more important to America's national character than the general health, education and welfare of its citizens.
Fed up with moderate Republicans, he decided he would only vote for Teapublicans.
Teapublican by shoqvalue March 21, 2010
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