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Twipublican 

Noun: One who is both a Twitard and a Republican all at once, thus making them twice as retarded and twice as annoying to listen to.

Symptoms Include: Reading anything by Stephanie Meyer and voting for rich, white, old men with an IQ lower than 75.
Hey y'all! I can't hang out tonight 'cause I'll be goin' to the Twilight convention just as soon as I'm done insultin' gay people and them rights!

Dude... You're such a Twipublican...
Twipublican by Razgriz117 April 16, 2009

Teapublican 

Joe Miller's Personnel Records Must Be Released, Orders Alaska Judge

What? A Teapublican was disciplined for being unethical and doesn't want the voters to know his history?
Teapublican by Laforets October 25, 2010
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talipublican 

Narcissistic, misogynistic, typically wealthy, white male, conservative, republican, catholic, teabagging, hyper-religious zealot, wanker, who adores sharia principles and has wet dreams about his sperm acquiring constitutionally protected personhood status taken, of course, by eradication of the fledgling constitutional reproductive rights of women.

See also, vaginaphobia, and repro-dundancy
Rick Santorum is a bigger talipublican than Rick Perry dreams of being.
The talipublicans have taken over the republican party with constant legislation appertaining to their obsession with the reproductive rights of women.
Due to the mental disorder of vaginaphobia, the talipublicans have again introduced legislation seeking to ban birth control.
talipublican by knoxval December 6, 2013

Teapublican 

Tea Party + Republican

A member of the Republican party, with strong anti-government sentiments, who often believes that national security, and expressions of patriotism, corporate fealty, and constitutionalism, are fundamentally more important to America's national character than the general health, education and welfare of its citizens.
Fed up with moderate Republicans, he decided he would only vote for Teapublicans.
Teapublican by shoqvalue March 21, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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