talipublican

Narcissistic, misogynistic, typically wealthy, white male, conservative, republican, catholic, teabagging, hyper-religious zealot, wanker, who adores sharia principles and has wet dreams about his sperm acquiring constitutionally protected personhood status taken, of course, by eradication of the fledgling constitutional reproductive rights of women.

See also, vaginaphobia, and repro-dundancy

Rick Santorum is a bigger talipublican than Rick Perry dreams of being.
The talipublicans have taken over the republican party with constant legislation appertaining to their obsession with the reproductive rights of women.
Due to the mental disorder of vaginaphobia, the talipublicans have again introduced legislation seeking to ban birth control.

by knoxval December 6, 2013

Talibublican

Noun - Fanatical Republican bent on promoting and installing his or her own religious and moral agenda on the world without regard for trivialities of the Constitution. From Theocracywatch.org: Dominion theologians ... preached ... that it was Christians' job to take over the world and impose biblical rule. Christ would not return, they said, until the church had claimed dominion over all of the world's governments and institutions ...

Yeah, THAT'S healthy!

Talibublican: Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Mike Huckabee, GW Bush, Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, Supreme Court Justice Scalia, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Timothy LaHaye, Karl Rove, Alan Keyes, Gary Bauer, Phyllis Schlafly, Sen. Sam Brownback, Oh the list goes on and on...

by CloverHill August 9, 2008

Twipublican

Noun: One who is both a Twitard and a Republican all at once, thus making them twice as retarded and twice as annoying to listen to.

Symptoms Include: Reading anything by Stephanie Meyer and voting for rich, white, old men with an IQ lower than 75.

Hey y'all! I can't hang out tonight 'cause I'll be goin' to the Twilight convention just as soon as I'm done insultin' gay people and them rights!

Dude... You're such a Twipublican...

by Razgriz117 April 16, 2009