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Twitternetter 

Person who tweets from multiple locations.
That Twitternetter was twexting with his mobile Internet device via WiFi because his cellphone did not have a signal.
Twitternetter by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

Tinternet 

Parody of Northern English accent. Shortening of The Internet to "T'Internet, to Tinternet. Made popular by Peter Kay.
"You can look it up on tinternet."
Tinternet by Miles Walkden November 27, 2003

twinepethy 

When two people (not twins) do the same exact thing at the same time.
"What are the odds of us wearing the same shirt today, our twinepethy is on point."
twinepethy by Stl Gamer January 2, 2017

tinternet 

'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.
Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.
tinternet by Blue Jack January 20, 2009

twinenemy 

when your twin and you have a love/hate relationship kinda like a Frienemy but is also your sibling.
"Because me and my twin are so alike we fight all of the time. I love her but she is also my twinenemy"
twinenemy by WELZO February 25, 2008

Twibernating 

One who has not tweeted in a while (at least 3 days).
@thekidtony: @jskane11 must be #twibernating ever since that last post about him being gay... #tweegetsareamofo
Twibernating by Tohn June 14, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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