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twigerette 

Coming from the combination of the words "twig" and "cigarette," it is either a spliff or a joint packed into an emptied cigarette.
Step 1: Empty the tobacco from an American Spirit or the cigarette of your choice by gently squeezing while twisting it between your thumb and pointer finger. Know your finger strength - do not tear the paper because it will be what you will be smoking out of shortly. DO NOT DISPOSE OF THE TOBACCO IF YOU ARE ROLLING A SPLIFF (this really should go without saying).
Step 2: Empty Blue Dream or the weed of your choice onto your workspace, pick out the twigs and seeds, if it is not already ground grind it by whatever mechanism you have to do so - we prefer our hands.
Step 3: Infuse the tobacco with the Mary Jane on a rolling paper or whatever paper is available to you.
Step 4: Grab both sides of the paper and fold hotdog style.
Step 5: Tilt the paper to pour the mixture back into the empty cigarette.
Step 6: Pack the mixture down with a bobby pin or whatever packing tool is accessible to you.
Step 7: If there is unfilled paper at the top of the cigarette then twist it to close it off.
Step 8: Light it.
Step 9: Smoke dat twigerette.
twigerette by Nikee & Taja September 2, 2013
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Tigerettes 

A team of dancers who's mascot is a Tiger. These girls work their butts off to give a good performance at football games, basketball games, plays, competitions, walks, pep rallies, and other community events. They all become best friends and hang out together all the time. They are a good looking group of people and many people tryout each year for a spot on the team. Eyelashes, glitter, smiles, and friendship explain these talented girls.
Rachel- "Wow, that team is really good, who are they!?"
Cecillia - "They're the Tigerettes, of course!"
Tigerettes by DancingForLife April 8, 2010

twigarette 

An all-natural or cigarette substitute that typically tastes like shrubs.
Man, this twigarette tastes awful! Why do they cost so much?
twigarette by acehole1 October 16, 2009

Twirrettes 

The need to Tweet almost constantly, resulting in a relentless nonsensical stream of gibberish.
"That British guy Stephen Fry Tweeted like, 389 times in the last hour. He's totally got Twirrettes.
Twirrettes by billmccai October 12, 2009

Twitterette's Syndrome 

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.
I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

Twerette's

Twerette's Syndrome, or just "Twerette's," is a mental illness that causes a person uncontrollably to post random 140-character maximum vulgarities and obscenities on other people's Twitter pages.
Rob Ford ‏@torontocityhall 3m
@compnazi SHIT LICKING COCK GOBBLING FUCKDOUCHE, LICK MY HAIRY NUTSAC BEEEEEAAAAAAATSCH

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Patricia Harris ‏@compnazi 2m
@torontocityhall Dude, stop trolling me, seriously!
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Rob Ford ‏@torontocityhall 1m
@compnazi Forgive me. I suffer from #Twerette's. It's involuntary. RECTAL SCHMEGMA
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Twiggette 

Female equivilant of Twigga. n. (slang) An African-American female who follows the twitter activity of another African-American friend.
I let my twiggettes, Sasha & Mimi, know I was hitting the club this weekend.
Twiggette by rainbeauxxx April 24, 2009