titernet 

The internet as seen by a guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the titernet.

titernet by Jamin3D December 15, 2008

Tinternet 

Parody of Northern English accent. Shortening of The Internet to "T'Internet, to Tinternet. Made popular by Peter Kay.

"You can look it up on tinternet."

Tinternet by Miles Walkden November 27, 2003

tinternet 

'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.

Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.

tinternet by Blue Jack January 20, 2009

Tinternet 

a common term used in reference to the world wide web, in places that are yet to experience cyber-evolution.

tourist: excuse me, where is the nearest wifi or internet cafe?
local: oh no dear theres no tinternet round here

Tinternet by zozab June 27, 2011

titternet 

A name for the internet that more acurately describes what the internet is.

Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.

Bill: Titternet?

Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.

Bill: You mean the internet?

Joe: Right, whatever it's called.

titternet by thetruth. June 21, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019