'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.

Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.

tinternet by Blue Jack January 20, 2009

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Tinternet

a common term used in reference to the world wide web, in places that are yet to experience cyber-evolution.

tourist: excuse me, where is the nearest wifi or internet cafe?
local: oh no dear theres no tinternet round here

Tinternet by zozab June 27, 2011

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titternet

A name for the internet that more acurately describes what the internet is.

Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.

Bill: Titternet?

Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.

Bill: You mean the internet?

Joe: Right, whatever it's called.

titternet by thetruth. June 21, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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