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Twenty Two 

A low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.
Brian shot me in the head with his .22 and I walked away
Twenty Two by Luciano December 15, 2003

twenty-two 

When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.
"That guy got twenty-twoed."
twenty-two by Bubba Johnson July 23, 2006

twenty-two 

The second funniest number in existance. Can be used to answer almost any question. The number really just has a decent ring about it
joe:"man how much longer do we have to wait?"
tim: "about twenty-two minutes"
joe:"lol twenty-two"
twenty-two by Joncyclark November 21, 2006

Twenty Two-Sticks 

A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.
Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.

Man 2: Sounds like a plan.
Twenty Two-Sticks by madba January 1, 2011

twenty-two and a half 

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!
"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."

Twenty two skidoo 

1. when some is very jazz like.

2. when you cant be arsed with the word cool or more descriptions.

3. when you want someone to be confused by your opinion on something.
"that film was... erm twenty two skidoo"
Twenty two skidoo by Vincent Black October 21, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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