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tweetpea 

A term of endearment for people who tweet on Twitter.
Good morning, Tweetpea!
tweetpea by mrs_spillis April 30, 2009

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

tweetscape

To trim or groom ones public Twitter stream by deleting low-value tweets (excessive "at" replies, retweets, or drunken tweets). The goal of tweetscaping is to give the impression that the account owner is an interesting, balanced, and witty individual by highlighting tweets which demonstrate topically, breadth, and humor while removing tweets that reveal the author to, in fact, be narcissistic, pathetic and/or bat-shit crazy.

See also wallscape
Trish had to quickly tweetscape her Twitter page to remove the 19 angry public replies to her (now ex) boyfriend.
tweetscape by Fitzroy August 17, 2009

Tweetaphobic 

1. A person who is unable or unwilling to be shown how to tweet on Twitter. Most often a technologically challenged individual, usually associated with advanced age.

2. The complete fear of Twitter or anything associated with it.
Teen: My dad is such a tweetaphobic! He doesn't even have a cell phone!!!! HE IS SO 50's!!!!!

tweetfacelinkblogging 

- verb; the action of posting the same statement to multiple social media tools.
"That's what happens when you write or create something once and then have to go to 47 different places to tell someone about it. So this show will be tweetfacelinkblogged as much as possible". tweetfacelinkblogging created by Wayne Turmel "The Cranky Middle Manager" podcast #198 with Lisa Haneberg

Tweetspeak

To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."

One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.
Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:

"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."
Tweetspeak by cruizin caleb December 8, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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