Tweetaphobic 

1. A person who is unable or unwilling to be shown how to tweet on Twitter. Most often a technologically challenged individual, usually associated with advanced age.

2. The complete fear of Twitter or anything associated with it.

Teen: My dad is such a tweetaphobic! He doesn't even have a cell phone!!!! HE IS SO 50's!!!!!

Tweetaphobic by Tweetalicious x99 April 26, 2009

Tweetaholic 

A person who is addicted to tweeting usually wanting to tweet about anything just to feel relieved.

An example of a tweetaholic would be a tweet like this "Tying my shoelaces." I mean does anyone really care?

Tweetaholic by Tweetishea July 29, 2009

textaphobic 

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

textaphobic by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

Twittaphobic 

Fear of getting caught in lies due to others obsessive twittering.

When an individual will not associate themselves with anyone who is twittering nearby in fear of their dirty laundry being spread.

Ever since my wife caught me lying to her about going to the titty bar due to my friends twitter, I have become extremity twittaphobic.

Twittaphobic by barney_phife September 19, 2009

Tweetaholic 

1. Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

2. Someone who apparently drinks something called "tweet". (that is most likely non existent)

3. xBaileyPaige on twitter.

Bailes you been tweetin' a lot homes, chill with the twitter updates or yo become a tweetaholic!

Tweetaholic by xBaileyPaige August 10, 2009