Truetology (noun): The study of fleeting, intense moments of truth or clarity in complex situations.
During the office chaos, Bob had a fleeting moment of truetology when he realized the solution to the printer problem was just turning it on—right before promptly forgetting it and going back to his coffee.
by Nayvid June 13, 2024
Get the Truetology mug.Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.
Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"
Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"
Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."
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A cult like scientology only instead of worshipping Lord Xenu, they worship Donald Trump as a god. Like Scientology, Trumptology also shares the insanity of power, fear mongering, and suicidal idealisation.
The Russian hackers aided the rise of the Trumptology cult by helping rig the elections. The world is in grave danger.
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Get the Trumpology mug.The cult of Trump. Idiots who believe Trump will save the day and take them to a socialists paradise in a magic bus where jobs are plentiful and idiocy is rewarded.
Joe is into trumpology he believes trump will cure his erectile dysfunction, give him 50 IQ points and fix the roof on his trailer. Jason says "Trump cured my cancer!".
by realrepublican1 February 6, 2017
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"Your such a trumpologist jim."
"Trumpology is the truth! And who cares about logic!"
"Your such a trumpologist jim."
"Trumpology is the truth! And who cares about logic!"
by Skaiphos November 1, 2015
Get the trumpology mug.Tautology club is a club based on tautologies.
All statements at tautology club must necessarily be true because they are tautologies.
All statements at tautology club must necessarily be true because they are tautologies.
Rules of Tautology Club:
1. The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
2. The second rule of tautology club is not the first rule of tautology club.
3. If this is your first night at tautology club, you have never been here before.
1. The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
2. The second rule of tautology club is not the first rule of tautology club.
3. If this is your first night at tautology club, you have never been here before.
by L Quag February 17, 2010
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