Tweeting off

Similar to jacking off, but with the help of TWITTER.
Can also be used as an insult.

Go tweet off u little twit.
Stop tweeting off so much, you'll go blind.

Tweeting off by srocks March 22, 2009

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tweating off

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)

I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.

tweating off by nightsoldier_1999 June 4, 2011

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Tweezing-off

The act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small penis.

I was up late last night and I heard my friend tweezing-off. I could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together

Tweezing-off by Sir Bitchinz Lotz October 13, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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