Tweetian

A person who bases their world around twitter updates.

"Why weren't you at the party last night?"
"Party? No one mentioned a party on my tweet deck."
"Dude, you're such a tweetian."

by amaya_h_k May 16, 2009

tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

by reibmag October 21, 2019

Free Range Tweeting

Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.

Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.

by brueckj23 March 16, 2012

tweetin'

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin'"

by Ass Masterz December 6, 2009

Tweetin

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin"

by Ass Masterz December 1, 2009

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

Air Tweeting

Tweeting towards someone without mentioning their name.

Person 1: "I knew she was talking about me"
Person 2:"Was she air tweeting again"

Person 1:"Yes"

by Snapback_McFly June 15, 2011