Twatazoid
A more extreme version of twat. Invented by the Dutch in 1843 and used by the late Jeremy Beadle on a frequent basis. It is a great word to shout at a robot or a nun.
Twatazoid by Dave Shank February 12, 2008
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Twatzoid
Twatzoid is a word commonly used to describe complete and utter twats. It was used in biblical times to describe judas, who is the second biggest twatzoid in the world after Hitler. Basically if you are a twatzoid you like and smell like shit and everyone wants you to choke on spunk
Amy: hey will you donate to charity
Ellen: No, fuck off you slutty hooker spunk face
Amy: why?
Ellen: piss off I hate your gross face
Amy: wow you're a twatzoid like Judas and Hitler
Ellen: shh
Amy: also I eat badger feet
Ellen: No, fuck off you slutty hooker spunk face
Amy: why?
Ellen: piss off I hate your gross face
Amy: wow you're a twatzoid like Judas and Hitler
Ellen: shh
Amy: also I eat badger feet
Twatzoid by wasting my life January 16, 2015
twatoid
twatoid by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020
trapazoid
an unknown forcefield where a person can fall into where no matter what a they do to prevent an event from happening, they will become forced or trapped into doing or sayin something they normally wouldn't have.
jimmy fell into a trapazoid of failing at life and everything seemed to have gone wrong. OR sally joined in on the trapazoid of marriage.
trapazoid by kimberly majewski August 25, 2007
Twataconda
A woman with a large scaly dick ready to spring out of the bushes and strangle the life out of any man who ventures into its territory.
Twataconda by Kyledub213 August 16, 2016
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