Twat twist 

A Twat Twist is the point in a pornographic film when the male is banging one girl, then the scene breaks and returns to the same male who is now banging a new girl. #twattwist

Did you catch that twat twist where he switched from banging the girl to her mom?!

Twat twist by MeganWillyDillyDilly May 17, 2018

Twat Twister 

when you pinch the lips of the vagina and twist them.

im in the mood for a twat twister, Dad!

Twat Twister by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010

Boston Twat Twister

while in the act of fornication, the male subject lies down, and the woman sits on top. The twist is this, the woman holds on to a rotating fan, thus spinning her (and her twat) around the penis.

Dude I met this crazy bitch, she introduced me to the Boston Twat Twister

Boston Twat Twister by g-sauce55 July 25, 2007

twat-twister 

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

twat-twister by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008

Twat Thistle 

A great thing to call somebody.
Meant to be mean, but can also be the nickname of someone really awesome

Mayo: You're such a Twat Thistle!

CP: What's up Twat Thistle?

Twat Thistle by Brother Twat Thistle January 19, 2011

twat-twister 

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")

"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"

twat-twister by barricada September 27, 2017

twisting your twat 

The female equivalent of the expression "busting your balls"

Calm down sally I'm just twisting your twat

twisting your twat by Jewcompany May 3, 2015