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Twat Twister 

when you pinch the lips of the vagina and twist them.
im in the mood for a twat twister, Dad!
Twat Twister by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010

Boston Twat Twister

while in the act of fornication, the male subject lies down, and the woman sits on top. The twist is this, the woman holds on to a rotating fan, thus spinning her (and her twat) around the penis.
Dude I met this crazy bitch, she introduced me to the Boston Twat Twister

twat-twister 

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.
She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.
twat-twister by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008

Twat Thistle 

A great thing to call somebody.
Meant to be mean, but can also be the nickname of someone really awesome
Mayo: You're such a Twat Thistle!

CP: What's up Twat Thistle?

twat-twister 

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")
"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"
twat-twister by barricada September 27, 2017

twisting your twat 

The female equivalent of the expression "busting your balls"
Calm down sally I'm just twisting your twat
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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