Twat Money

The required amount of currency for a stripper to flash her genitals at her current client.

"Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"

Twat Money by SomeRandomLoserInShorts April 9, 2018

Twatmonkey 

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts

Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey

Twatmonkey by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

Twatmonkey 

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

Twatmonkey by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

twatmonkeywhore 

An idiot with low morals.

Jake is such a twatmonkeywhore for trying to hook up with his best friend’s chick.

twatmonkeywhore by Ezarc December 29, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016