Twacktivist

A person constantly engaged in twacktivities.

Usually highly energetic, sleep-deprived, overly focused, and deeply committed to bizarre projects nobody asked for.

“She became a full-time twacktivist after reorganizing the garage by screw size.”

“That dude’s not busy, he’s just a professional twacktivist.”

Twacktivist by Wit&Wonder May 12, 2026

Trackivist 

noun

A person who engages in troll activism.

B: "Yo Jeff. Did you see they sent a truckload of Rogaine and orange spray paint to the White House?"
J: Yeah man. These trackivists really hate Drumpf.

Trackivist by Abbracadabbra December 7, 2016

Twacktivity 

An activity while twacked.

Woah man, before we go, I need to find a twacktivity so I'm not hella bored at Gordos.

Twacktivity by Marshagoldberg559 August 10, 2012

Twaktivities

A action one performs while high on crystal meth

Hey,

there ain't gonna be no twaktivities in my mother fucking driveway; tell those mutha fuckas they need to leave!!!

Twaktivities by JæA.fromIndep.Mo July 4, 2018

Wacktivist 

Research shows that activists actually know less about the causes they champion than the average person. Instead, they’re in the cause to fill the emptiness in their lives and feel they’re doing something important. The community they form with similarly-minded zealots also addresses their loneliness. Passionate about causes they know little about, these people get in the way of advocates who employ sound strategy trying to make positive changes to the world. Wacktivists attack sane people because wacktivists fear their problems being “solved.” What would fill the emptiness then?

Don’t bother going to Creating Change. It’s just a convention of wacktivists.

Wacktivist by AlfredE May 19, 2022

wacktivist 

noun Origin: wacky + activist = wacktivist. A crazy person intensely involved in insane protest campaigns.

Ane member of PETA or the Earth Liberation Front; most members of Greenpeace, Friends of the Earth, the Sierra Club and other wacktivist organizations.

wacktivist by Vandana Shiva February 5, 2004

Twativist 

A portmanteau of Twitter and Activist: someone who hides behind Twitter to be a complete arse about something in the hopes of getting featured in The Daily Mail (UK) or Fox News (US)

That idiot whinging about cobolt in electric cars…he’s such a twativist.

Twativist by MrChibwe February 5, 2022