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twatistic
a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006
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Twativist • twatistic • tractivist • Traptivist • Twacktivist • Twaktivities • Twatiest • twatiosity • twatisit • twatist
Twatiest
Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."
Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."
Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."
Twatiest by rames royce April 14, 2011
Twaktivities
Hey,
there ain't gonna be no twaktivities in my mother fucking driveway; tell those mutha fuckas they need to leave!!!
there ain't gonna be no twaktivities in my mother fucking driveway; tell those mutha fuckas they need to leave!!!
Twaktivities by JæA.fromIndep.Mo July 4, 2018
twatiosity
When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.
Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!
Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!
Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!
twatiosity by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005
Twatistan
A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.
"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"
"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"
"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"
"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
Twatistan by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008
twatistic
adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia
noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics
noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics
noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.
n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.
n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.
n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
twatistic by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010
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