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Tufty wump
Tufty wump by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021
stomp a turty
The act of stomping on a koopa troopa, an enemy sprite found in the popular Nintendo game Super Mario.
stomp a turty by urbanlinks February 19, 2022
tautyanna
The most amazing, beautiful, adorable, perfect, and cutest girl in the world, no other girl can match her perfectness and she is rare, which is why many people say she is perfect and amazing
Guy#1 - Hey, who is that perfect and amazing girl over there?
Guy#2 - Oh! That's Tautyanna! She's amazing dude, like i'm in love with her
Guy#2 - Oh! That's Tautyanna! She's amazing dude, like i'm in love with her
tautyanna by ThatSurferDude December 18, 2013
rufty-tufty
Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.
Derived from 'rough'.
Derived from 'rough'.
"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"
rufty-tufty by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004
tutty clean
tutty clean by jayson74 April 14, 2009
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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