46 definitions by Kilkrazy

splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

by Kilkrazy January 5, 2005

manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

"Miss Manko, your table is ready."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

bate

Noun. British public school slang. A state of anger or enragement. Derived from hawking terminology (hawking being the sport of training and flying raptors). See also the adjective 'batey'.

"I say, chaps, keep the noise down or Sir will get into a rare old bate."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

huff

Noun. Women or girls who get angry with someone they know (who could be male or female) may go into a state of huff in which they will pointedly and illogically ignore the offending person for a considerable period of time.

See also the adjective 'huffy'.

"Mary has been in a huff with Jane for oever a week, since Jane criticised her new scarf."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

The Dark Side

The marketing department, if you work in product development.

See you guys later. I've got to go to The Dark Side for a scheduling meeting.

by Kilkrazy January 10, 2005

Shig

Abbreviation of 'Shigeru Miyamoto', top game designer for Nintendo.

"Shig made a surprise appearance at E3, to promote the new Zelda game."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

Shingo-change-man

Japanese superhero whose function is to make the traffic lights change in your favour.

"If the lights don't change we'll be late. Shingo-change-man!"

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004