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-The common mispelling of 'tourettes'

-a small tower, usually that conjoining another, larger building
man, that guy joe has a massive case of turrets!

don't you mean...tourettes?
Turrets by Turretguy December 26, 2009
Words you can keep
exclamation typically shouted immediately after killing an opponent from a gun turret on Halo 2
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
daftkill: aw fuuuuuck!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
TTOMO: aw sheeeyit!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
luckyelbow: damn you mrs. butterworth!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
turrets by TuRReTs! July 31, 2005
turrets are the thing that males have. sometimes males say females have turrets, meaning their titties, but the actual meaning of it is balls.
Alexandra: "Wow he looks like he would have nice turrets!"

Rob: "I know you do, babe."

Alexandra: "OMG Rob your not using the correct form of turrets that I was using, you tool!"
turrets by TURRET LUVA January 22, 2009
Oh, and I forgot to mention the turrets moving on their own. The military turrets aiming at their own planes.
Hym "THE TURRETS! I forgot about the turrets! Those are the most important part! Well... Aside from the other weapons. But the turrets are dope."
Turrets by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.
This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.
Uzi Turrets by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

Carpal Turrets 

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.
They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

Keyboard Turrets 

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.
"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"
Keyboard Turrets by potatopancake October 4, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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