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Turophobe 

- Noun

A person who suffers from turophobia- the misguided, supremely irrational fear of cheese.

See also: weirdo, miscreant, philistine.
1.
A: I'm a turophobe. I despise cheese
B: So, in other words, you basically despise life?
A: ... Pretty much, yes
B: Righto

2.
A: That Michael person that we happened across earlier, Jevons: now there's a worthless depressive wretch, if I ever saw one. There's a creature that makes you feel that evolution gets it badly wrong at times. Tell me, have you ever come across a more pitiful, poor excuse for a human being than he?
B: Possibly the creature, as you describe him, sir, is more to be pitied than censured. The man is a turophobe; he has an aversion to cheese. One can only conjecture at the damage this has done to his psyche
A: Indeed? I daresay. Still, this changes little: I want never to be inflicted with so much as mere mention of the blighter ever again. I can't be having with that sort of reprobate; I'm sure there's very few who can
B: Very good, sir
Turophobe by Charlemagne1993 November 19, 2019
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Turkophobic 

Turkophobic is a person that hates anything that has to do with Turkey or Turkish people
Bro i hate everything that has to do with Turkey
-oh man you’re turkophobic
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turophile 

turophile:
(toor'-oh-file, tyoor'-oh-file) n.

a connoisseur of cheese; a cheese fancier. from Greek tyros "cheese" + philos "loving."
Brad: How many blocks of cheese are you buying?!?

Craig: What can I say, I like cheese.

Brad: *cough* turophile *cough*
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I became a tokophobe after watching a traumatizing video in sex ed class.
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Europhobe 

A person who has an intense and irrational hatred of the European Union (EU). They are often confused with eurosceptics, who are not opposed to European integration per se, but oppose some specific policies. Europhobes can often be heard to chant the vacuous phrase, "Love Europe, Not EU" without any hint of irony that the reconciled Europe of today, free and at peace with itself, was achieved in the post-war era by the painstaking building of supranational institutions and trust. This is exemplified by the EU with its entwining of cross border communities, epistemic networks, governmental bodies, commerce and civil society organisations of its member states and their constituent regions.
1. UKIP is a party of europhobes, not eurosceptics.

2. Brexit is a europhobic phenomena.
Europhobe by EuropaMaxima September 26, 2018

turophobia 

n. One who is afraid of Cheese.
Tj is one crazy ass turophobia stricken ginger when you put cheese on his face.

Holy shit... Tj is a turophobe like a mother fucker!!!!
turophobia by gag March 27, 2008
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