- Noun
A person who suffers from turophobia- the misguided, supremely irrational fear of cheese.
See also: weirdo, miscreant, philistine.
A person who suffers from turophobia- the misguided, supremely irrational fear of cheese.
See also: weirdo, miscreant, philistine.
1.
A: I'm a turophobe. I despise cheese
B: So, in other words, you basically despise life?
A: ... Pretty much, yes
B: Righto
2.
A: That Michael person that we happened across earlier, Jevons: now there's a worthless depressive wretch, if I ever saw one. There's a creature that makes you feel that evolution gets it badly wrong at times. Tell me, have you ever come across a more pitiful, poor excuse for a human being than he?
B: Possibly the creature, as you describe him, sir, is more to be pitied than censured. The man is a turophobe; he has an aversion to cheese. One can only conjecture at the damage this has done to his psyche
A: Indeed? I daresay. Still, this changes little: I want never to be inflicted with so much as mere mention of the blighter ever again. I can't be having with that sort of reprobate; I'm sure there's very few who can
B: Very good, sir
A: I'm a turophobe. I despise cheese
B: So, in other words, you basically despise life?
A: ... Pretty much, yes
B: Righto
2.
A: That Michael person that we happened across earlier, Jevons: now there's a worthless depressive wretch, if I ever saw one. There's a creature that makes you feel that evolution gets it badly wrong at times. Tell me, have you ever come across a more pitiful, poor excuse for a human being than he?
B: Possibly the creature, as you describe him, sir, is more to be pitied than censured. The man is a turophobe; he has an aversion to cheese. One can only conjecture at the damage this has done to his psyche
A: Indeed? I daresay. Still, this changes little: I want never to be inflicted with so much as mere mention of the blighter ever again. I can't be having with that sort of reprobate; I'm sure there's very few who can
B: Very good, sir
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A person who has a strong aversion toward religion as an institution, especially organized religions.
Bill Maher and George Carlin are theophobes.
by SamAtUD September 15, 2010
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(toor'-oh-file, tyoor'-oh-file) n.
a connoisseur of cheese; a cheese fancier. from Greek tyros "cheese" + philos "loving."
(toor'-oh-file, tyoor'-oh-file) n.
a connoisseur of cheese; a cheese fancier. from Greek tyros "cheese" + philos "loving."
Brad: How many blocks of cheese are you buying?!?
Craig: What can I say, I like cheese.
Brad: *cough* turophile *cough*
Craig: What can I say, I like cheese.
Brad: *cough* turophile *cough*
by StinkyCheese April 12, 2009
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by I stole your nose August 28, 2020
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Holy shit... Tj is a turophobe like a mother fucker!!!!
Holy shit... Tj is a turophobe like a mother fucker!!!!
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