Turnock

The times you hit it off with a girl whos actually a dude and the dude has a thing for horses

wait your a fucking turnock?!

by Bill gets pussy May 22, 2015

Turnock

Turnock is a Ginger Honey badger that eats everything in sight,but when at home is a vegetarian teetotal

Greedy bastard your a Turnock

by badgerboy123 December 22, 2018

Turnock

A man who has had his balls removed.

Don't be such a Turnock

When you'd normally shout "No Balls" if someone whimps out, you call "Turnock" instead.

by DaveDavison December 14, 2018

turnock

a BAMF with a splash of awesomeness

" dude this kid is such a turnock!"

by Kierstin Turnock January 18, 2008

Tunnocked

The process of striking someone with a Tunnocks Tea Cake, resulting in them being covered in mallowy goodness

Hey, i just Tunnocked Frank all over his Celtic top

by Hendo_rfc July 31, 2005

Turcock

A clever word for a Turkey/Peacock hybrid; or when a dude starts acting like a real dick.

Weaver is being SUCH a Turcock lately.

by Sanely Has Wench February 10, 2010

tunnock

a person who is embarrassed by their Scotttish heritage; one who prefers their country to be ruled by another; an individual who betrays someone or something; such as a friend, cause, or principle - a dick.

* see also Dobber and Bawbag

Get aff yer knees ya tunnock.

by Jon Andrews July 23, 2017