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The times you hit it off with a girl whos actually a dude and the dude has a thing for horses
wait your a fucking turnock?!
Turnock by Bill gets pussy May 22, 2015
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Turnock is a Ginger Honey badger that eats everything in sight,but when at home is a vegetarian teetotal
Greedy bastard your a Turnock
Turnock by badgerboy123 December 22, 2018
A man who has had his balls removed.
Don't be such a Turnock

When you'd normally shout "No Balls" if someone whimps out, you call "Turnock" instead.
Turnock by DaveDavison December 14, 2018
a BAMF with a splash of awesomeness
" dude this kid is such a turnock!"
turnock by Kierstin Turnock January 18, 2008

Tunnocked 

The process of striking someone with a Tunnocks Tea Cake, resulting in them being covered in mallowy goodness
Hey, i just Tunnocked Frank all over his Celtic top
Tunnocked by Hendo_rfc July 31, 2005
A clever word for a Turkey/Peacock hybrid; or when a dude starts acting like a real dick.
Weaver is being SUCH a Turcock lately.
Turcock by Sanely Has Wench February 10, 2010
a person who is embarrassed by their Scotttish heritage; one who prefers their country to be ruled by another; an individual who betrays someone or something; such as a friend, cause, or principle - a dick.

* see also Dobber and Bawbag
Get aff yer knees ya tunnock.
tunnock by Jon Andrews July 23, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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