Turnock
Turnock by Bill gets pussy May 22, 2015
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Turnock
Turnock is a Ginger Honey badger that eats everything in sight,but when at home is a vegetarian teetotal
Greedy bastard your a Turnock
Turnock by badgerboy123 December 22, 2018
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Turnock
Don't be such a Turnock
When you'd normally shout "No Balls" if someone whimps out, you call "Turnock" instead.
When you'd normally shout "No Balls" if someone whimps out, you call "Turnock" instead.
Turnock by DaveDavison December 14, 2018
turnock
turnock by Kierstin Turnock January 18, 2008
Tunnocked
The process of striking someone with a Tunnocks Tea Cake, resulting in them being covered in mallowy goodness
Turcock
Turcock by Sanely Has Wench February 10, 2010
tunnock
a person who is embarrassed by their Scotttish heritage; one who prefers their country to be ruled by another; an individual who betrays someone or something; such as a friend, cause, or principle - a dick.
* see also Dobber and Bawbag
* see also Dobber and Bawbag
tunnock by Jon Andrews July 23, 2017
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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